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A swear-filled way to say you're 100% sure about something, like you're gonna win the lottery and your grandma’s gonna dance in your honor.

I said it was a surething. I was right. My grandma danced.

He said it was a surething. He got fired. And his grandma didn't dance.

She said it was a surething. She won the lottery. Her grandma did a conga.

When you're so sure about something, you think you're the king of the world and your enemies are just ants.

He called it a surething. He thought he was the king. Turns out he was just a really smug ant.

She said it was a surething. She was the king. Her enemies were ants. They didn’t like it.

I called it a surething. I was the king. My enemies were ants. They tried to eat me.

A way to say you're absolutely certain about something, like you've already won and your enemies are already defeated.

He said it was a surething. He had already won. His enemies were already defeated. He was just showing off.

She called it a surething. She had already won. Her enemies were already defeated. They were just annoyed.

I said it was a surething. I had already won. My enemies were already defeated. They were just jealous.

When you’re so sure about something, you're like the god of the situation and your enemies are just background noise.

He said it was a surething. He was the god of the situation. His enemies were just background noise. They didn’t matter.

She called it a surething. She was the god of the situation. Her enemies were just background noise. They were confused.

I said it was a surething. I was the god of the situation. My enemies were just background noise. They were angry.

A way to say you're 100% sure about something, like you've already eaten the cake and the rest of them are still hungry.

He called it a surething. He already ate the cake. The rest of them were still hungry. He was happy.

She said it was a surething. She already ate the cake. The rest of them were still hungry. They were mad.

I said it was a surething. I already ate the cake. The rest of them were still hungry. They were jealous.