l9ircha

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L9ircha is the ultimate lover until she finds out you cheated on her then she turns into a screaming mess and makes your life a living hell

L9ircha just found out I had a crush on her best friend and now she’s sending me 500 texts at 2 am

She said I was the best lover ever until I brought my ex to the party

I told her I was single and now she’s threatening to eat my face

L9ircha is famous and everyone knows her name she’s got a soft spot for dogs and she’ll laugh at your dumb jokes but don’t let your guard down

She took my dog for a walk and now my dog won’t stop barking at me

She laughed so hard at my joke I think she broke a rib

She’s got 10,000 followers and still takes time to reply to my DMs

L9ircha is cute and funny but she’s got a mind like a devil and if you mess with her you will regret it for life

She told my teacher I was sick so I could skip class and now I’m grounded for a month

She stole my lunch and replaced it with a dead mouse

She made my mom cry by sending her a fake breakup text