Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy person's way of saying they're going to be late and probably never coming

L80r, I'm still in bed. Don't expect me today.

L80r, I'll be late. Again. Just like every other day.

L80r, I'm not even going to show up. You're on your own.

2

A fancy way of saying you're too good for the situation and will probably forget

L80r, I'm too important for this party. I'll come when I feel like it.

L80r, I'm going to be late because I'm too busy being awesome.

L80r, I'll be there in like 10 minutes. Maybe.

3

A bad excuse for not showing up, like you're too good for everyone

L80r, I'm too cool for this. I'll come when I'm ready.

L80r, I'm still getting ready. You're not that important.

L80r, I'll be there. Eventually. Probably.

4

A person's way of saying they're going to take forever and probably won't show up

L80r, I'm going to be late. Like, super late.

L80r, I'll be there. In like an hour. Maybe more.

L80r, I'm still getting ready. You're not even worth the effort.

5

A person's way of saying they're going to be late and probably won't show up, but they still think they're the best

L80r, I'm going to be late. But I'm still the best.

L80r, I'll be there. In like 20 minutes. I'm still the best.

L80r, I'm too good for this. I'll come when I feel like it.

6

A person's way of saying they're going to be late and probably won't show up, but they still think they're the best and everyone else is stupid

L80r, I'm going to be late. You're all stupid.

L80r, I'm too good for this. You're all dumb.

L80r, I'll be there. Eventually. You're all stupid.