L67

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The L67 is like the old Buick engine that came from the days when men walked on the moon and Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the sixth floor. It’s a V6 that tried to be a V8, but it's just a little bit flaky and runs on supercharger fuel.
My L67 screams like it's being chased by a cop, but it only has six cylinders and a bad attitude.
This Buick is trying to be a V8, but it's just a V6 with a bad case of huff-and-puff.
My car's L67 is like my ex, it had potential but just couldn't stop whining.
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GM stuck the L67 in cars that should have been V8s but were too cheap for a real one. It’s like giving a kid a toy car but telling him it’s a race car.
This L67 engine is like a kid who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even lift the couch.
I bought a car with an L67, and it just screamed, 'I want to be a V8, but I can’t afford the parts!'
My L67 is like my job, it says it's powerful but just keeps falling apart.
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The L67 is a V6 that’s trying really hard to be a V8, but it’s missing some cylinders and a few liters. It's like a kid who’s trying to run a marathon but only has one shoe.
My L67 is like my cat, it wants to be a lion but can only meow and hiss.
This engine thinks it's a V8, but it's just a V6 with a bad case of gas and pride.
The L67 in my car is like my brother, it's loud, it's proud, and it doesn't know when to stop.
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