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A fancy name for a game that makes you rich and your friends poor.
I bought the whole set for 100 bucks and now I'm broke.
My brother spent all his savings on a new pack.
I’m rich and my mom is crying.
2
A board game that turns your brain into a noodle and your wallet into a dumpster.
I thought I was smart, then I lost 50 bucks to a card.
My brain feels like soup after this game.
I threw my money in the trash and my brain followed.
3
A card game that makes you swear at your friends and your dog.
I yelled at my dog because I lost again.
My friend said 'f*** you' and I believed him.
My dog ran away because I cursed at him.
4
A game that turns your friends into enemies and your money into confetti.
I turned my best friend into my worst enemy.
My money flew everywhere like confetti.
I lost so much I could’ve paid for a party.
5
A card game that makes you think you’re a samurai, but you’re just broke.
I thought I was a samurai, but I’m just broke.
I spent all my money on a card.
My samurai dream died with my wallet.
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A game that turns your friends into money losers and your brain into a mess.
I turned my friends into money losers.
My brain is a mess after this game.
I lost so much I forgot my name.
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