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When something takes so long to happen it feels like you're waiting for your uncle to finally stop talking at a family dinner.
My WiFi had more latency than my mom's phone calls.
The game started so late I had time to eat a sandwich and still be late.
That update took longer than my history teacher's stories.
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The time between when you hit ‘send’ and when your brain realizes it was a bad idea.
I sent a text to my boss and then remembered it was a Monday.
I posted a photo of my dog in pajamas and regretted it instantly.
I said I was fine and then my heart broke.
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The amount of time it takes for something to get from your brain to the real world.
I thought of a joke at 3 AM and it took until 9 AM to say it.
I decided to eat pizza and it took until lunch to actually do it.
I wanted to cry and it took me two hours to figure it out.
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That annoying wait between when you do something and when it finally happens, like waiting for your mom to finish her story.
I clicked ‘play’ and it took forever to start.
I told my friend I was coming and it took me 20 minutes to leave.
I said ‘I’m ready’ and then I wasn’t.
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When something takes so long it might as well be a punishment from the universe.
That loading screen took longer than my math test.
I waited for my friend to respond and it felt like forever.
I opened my app and it took me 10 minutes to get into it.
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