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I tried to explain the game. They just stared at me like I was speaking in tongues.

They tried to rap. It sounded like a cat was choking on a bag of chips.

They said they were a pro. I asked them to beat my score. They cried.

They walked into the room like they owned it. They didn't. They just had bad posture.

They tried to flex. I asked them to do a bicep curl. They asked what that was.

They said they knew everything. I asked them to name a planet. They said 'Pluto' and I laughed in their face.

They tried to beat my high score. They got 2 points. I gave them a standing ovation.

They asked me for help. I told them the answer. They asked me to explain it again in Spanish.

They tried to be funny. It was like a broken robot trying to dance.

They said they were a legend. I asked them to prove it. They said they were tired.

They tried to be cool. They walked in like they were a king. They didn't know what a king was.

They said they had a plan. It was to 'try things.' I asked them what that meant. They said 'it's like a secret.'

They said they were a god. I told them to breathe fire. They said they were out of breath.

They tried to be a hero. They got hit by a car. They screamed like a baby.

They tried to win the game. They lost. They called me a cheater.

They walked in like they owned the castle. They didn't know what a castle was.

They tried to rule the game. They got kicked out. They said it was a conspiracy.

They tried to be smart. They asked me what a word meant. I told them. They asked me to spell it.