Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re dead to me and everyone else who knows what a real game looks like

L4D3? Bro I’ve seen cats play better

You think this is a game? It’s a funeral for my sanity

I’m gonna take a nap and forget this ever happened

2

Valve’s got more brains than you do and they still can’t count to 3

L4D3? I’d rather play chess with a goat

This game is worse than my ex’s dating life

I’m gonna go cry in a bucket of soup

3

You’re so bad at this game it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bicycle

L4D3? I’ve seen squirrels play better

This game is like watching paint dry but with more screaming

I’m gonna go eat a whole pizza and pretend this never happened

4

Valve’s got more talent than you and still can’t make a game that doesn’t suck

L4D3? I’d rather take a bullet than play this again

This game is like getting a tattoo of my worst memories

I’m gonna go hide under my bed and never come out

5

You’re not just bad at this game, you’re a disgrace to all gamers everywhere

L4D3? I’d rather wrestle a bear than play this

This game is like being stuck in a broken elevator with my mom

I’m gonna go scream into a pillow and forget this ever happened