l3wz0r

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a loser but with extra meat on the bones and a middle finger to your hopes. it's like the king of failures.
"You're not just a loser, you're a l3wz0r.", from a kid who failed math and still drew on the desk.
"I'm not failing, I'm l3wz0r-ing.", a text from your cousin after he got kicked out of the mall.
"Bro, you're a l3wz0r. You can't even beat a video game.", from your brother after you lost 10 times in a row.
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the worst kind of loser. like when you trip over your own feet and still blame the floor.
"You're not just a loser, you're a l3wz0r. You even lost to a dog.", from your mom after you lost a board game to a dog.
"I'm not a loser, I'm a l3wz0r. I have more dignity than you.", a text from your friend after you failed a test.
"You're a l3wz0r. You can't even beat my grandma at chess.", from your dad after you lost to his grandma.
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a loser who thinks they're cool. like when you wear a hat inside and still think you're stylish.
"You're not just a loser, you're a l3wz0r. You wear a hat inside.", from your friend after you showed up to school with a hat on inside.
"I'm not a loser, I'm a l3wz0r. I even have a hat inside.", a text from your brother after he showed up to lunch with a hat on inside.
"You're a l3wz0r. You wear a hat inside and still think you're cool.", from your mom after you showed up to dinner with a hat on inside.
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a loser who won't admit they're a loser. like when you fail and still say you're the best.
"You're not just a loser, you're a l3wz0r. You failed and still said you're the best.", from your friend after you lost a game.
"I'm not a loser, I'm a l3wz0r. I failed, but I'm still the best.", a text from your brother after he failed a test.
"You're a l3wz0r. You failed and still think you're the best.", from your dad after you lost to his grandma.
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a loser who doesn't even know they're a loser. like when you fall off the bike and still think you're a hero.
"You're not just a loser, you're a l3wz0r. You fell off the bike and still think you're a hero.", from your friend after you fell off the bike.
"I'm not a loser, I'm a l3wz0r. I fell off the bike and still think I'm a hero.", a text from your brother after he fell off the bike.
"You're a l3wz0r. You fell off the bike and still think you're a hero.", from your mom after you fell off the bike.
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