l3sbianjesus

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the most awesome person on twitch who makes you forget your own name

I watched l3sbianjesus for 8 hours and still can't remember my own password

My mom asked who I was talking to and I said 'the guy who makes me feel like a god'

I got a 30-minute shoutout from l3sbianjesus and now my friends think I'm famous

the only person on twitch who makes you feel like you're not a total failure

I cried when l3sbianjesus said I wasn't the worst streamer ever

My dog got a shoutout from l3sbianjesus and now it thinks it's a celebrity

I failed my math test but l3sbianjesus said I still had potential

the most legendary twitch streamer who doesn't even care about your stupid life

l3sbianjesus didn't even notice I was screaming in the background

I asked for a gift and l3sbianjesus said 'I'm busy, go cry somewhere else'

I sent 100 gifts and l3sbianjesus said 'that's cute, now go back to your sad life'