l3illy

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He’s like a god who doesn’t care about rules or your feelings. He just does what he wants and laughs at you.

He turned my math test into a pizza and ate it. I got a D.

He turned my mom into a chicken. She still clucks at me.

He turned my dog into a disco ball. Now he shines like a freak.

When you’re so good in bed you might as well be a wizard. Or a wizard who also has a PhD in being cool.

He turned my bedtime into a party. I didn’t sleep. I partied.

He turned my PJs into a superhero costume. I flew out the window.

He turned my alarm clock into a chicken. It clucked me awake.