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The high priest just dropped a holy poop on the altar. Everyone was confused but also proud.

The temple of amun smells like a skunk took a bath in a garbage can.

The priests say their prayers while sitting on the throne of shame.

The god of amun cried so hard he flooded the temple with holy tears.

The priests wore robes made of socks and old underwear.

The god of amun said, 'Why are you making me cry?' and the priests said, 'It’s part of the ritual.'

The god of amun threw a tantrum and destroyed the temple with his bare hands.

The priests wore hats that looked like they were made of old pizza boxes.

The god of amun said, 'You’re all terrible,' and the priests said, 'We know.'