l33tster

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A poser who thinks they're the king of cool just because they wear weird clothes and talk like they're in a bad movie. They're not cool, they're just loud.
'I wear this shirt every day because it says "I am the future."', said no one ever.
DM: 'You don’t know me. I’m the cool one.'
At lunch: 'I only eat kale. You’re just a meat-eating savage.'
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A person who thinks they’re special just because they know a few words backwards and forwards. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a cat.
Text: '1337 l33tster 4 l1f3', because that’s how you spell ‘leet’ in a text message.
At the bus stop: 'You’re not even a real person. You’re just a background character.'
In a group chat: 'You don’t understand the power of the l33tster.'
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A person who tries too hard to be different and ends up annoying everyone. They act like they’re in a movie and everyone else is just there to watch them fail.
'I don’t like music. I just listen to it in silence.', said no one ever.
At the store: 'You’re not even in my league. I’m in the top 1%.'
In a video call: 'You guys are just background noise.'
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A person who thinks they’re the best just because they wear glasses and say weird stuff. They’re like a pizza that thinks it’s a cake.
'I don’t eat food. I consume nutrients.', because that’s what you say when you’re trying too hard.
At the park: 'You’re not even a real person. You’re just a side character.'
In a group project: 'I’m the leader. You’re just the followers.'
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A person who thinks they’re special just because they know a few slang words. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a superhero.
'I’m not just cool. I’m the king of cool.', said no one ever.
At the gym: 'You’re not even a real person. You’re just a background character.'
In a class: 'You’re not even in my league. I’m in the top 1%.'
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