l337 krew

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A skin in Counter-Strike that looks like it was drawn by a kid who got kicked out of art class. Everyone who can't shoot worth a damn wears it because it makes them feel like they're part of some secret elite club of doofuses.
My cousin wears l337 krew and still can't hit a target.
I got roasted for using l337 krew in my first match.
That guy in my lobby is wearing l337 krew and I already know he's gonna lose.
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A paintball team from Oklahoma that's so good, they probably kicked your mom's ass in a paintball match. They're like the Avengers of paintball, but with more glitter and less drama.
That Oklahoma team just beat us 10-1. I'm still mad about it.
I saw them at the nationals. They looked like they were born to play paintball.
They've been winning for years. They're like paintball royalty.
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A group of terrorists from the Middle East who think they're the kings of the world. They probably take a nap between attacks and still manage to annoy everyone.
Those terrorists are gonna blow up the whole city. Again.
They've been causing chaos for years. When will they ever stop?
I bet they're still mad about 9/11. They probably still have a grudge.
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