L2D

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When you’re so obsessed with pooping that you’d rather eat a whole pizza than finish your homework

My L2D is stronger than my willpower. I pooped so much today I could’ve been a toilet.

I skipped math class just to go to the bathroom. L2D is my life.

My dog taught me L2D. He poops in my shoes and looks at me like I betrayed him.

When you’re so drunk you forget your own name but still know how to open a beer

I L2D-ed so hard I forgot my own name. My friend had to remind me I was a human.

I tried to learn 2 drink but now I just drink 2 learn.

I drank so much I learned how to speak in tongues. It was mostly just ‘beer’ and ‘why’.

When you’re so wasted you think your phone is a beer and you try to drink it

I L2D-ed so bad I tried to drink my phone. It didn’t work but it was funny.

I thought my phone was a beer. I tried to drink it. Now I have a sore throat and a weird feeling.

I tried to learn 2 drink and now my brain is on vacation. It’s not coming back until next week.