Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're still alive to watch the stars get destroyed by the dumbest people ever

You made it through the day without getting killed by your cousin's TikTok dance

You're still breathing after seeing your dog eat your homework

You survived the class clown's 10th failed attempt at a joke

2

You're still here to see the stars because you're the last person who matters

You're still alive after your brother tried to microwave your math test

You made it through the day without crying at the sight of your lunch

You're still breathing because your mom didn't throw you out the window

3

You're still alive to see the stars, and that's a miracle

You're still breathing after your friend tried to drown you in the pool

You survived the day without getting yelled at by your teacher

You're still alive after eating three pizzas in one day

4

You're still here to see the stars because you're the only one who didn't get kicked out

You're still in the class after your friend talked for 30 minutes straight

You didn't get sent to the principal's office after the lunch fight

You're still in the game after your brother tried to cheat at Mario Kart

5

You're still alive to see the stars because you're the last one standing

You're the only one left after the whole class laughed at your joke

You're still in the group chat after your friend sent 100 memes

You're still breathing after your dog bit your homework

6

You're still alive to see the stars because you're the smartest one left

You're the only one who passed the math test

You're still here after your friend failed the science project

You're still breathing after your cousin's 10th failed TikTok attempt