l2chill

Bro, I just spilled my coffee. Stop yelling at me.

You’re screaming about a lost sock. Chill or I’ll throw you out the window.

I got a B on my math test. You don’t need to cry about it.

You’re arguing over who got the last pizza slice. Just take it and stop being a drama queen.

You’re mad because I called your mom. Calm down or I’ll call her again.

You’re flipping out over a little rain. Get a grip.

You’re screaming about a typo. Just fix it and stop being a crybaby.

You’re mad because I used your phone. Chill or I’ll drop you in the lake.

You’re panicking about a minor problem. Take a breath before I throw you to the ducks.

You’re arguing about the color of the sky. Just pick one and stop being a weirdo.

You’re flipping out over a little comment. Chill or I’ll force you to eat a whole pizza.

You’re mad because I laughed at your joke. Just take it easy.

You’re yelling about a missed bus. Just take a deep breath and stop being a drama queen.

You’re screaming over a little homework. Chill or I’ll tell the world you’re a crybaby.

You’re crying about a small problem. Just stop being a mess.