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She kicked my ass in the gym and then asked for my number.

He tried to flirt with her, and she sent him a picture of her dog’s face after she ate his lunch.

She threatened to beat me up if I didn’t stop calling her ‘babe’.

He tried to ignore her, but she showed up at his job and told his boss about his bad hair.

She ate my lunch and then called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of my friends.

He said he didn’t like her, then she showed up at his house with a pizza and a slap.

She took my phone and posted my embarrassing photo on Instagram.

He tried to leave, but she followed him to the mall and asked for his number.

She told my mom about my bad grades and then sent me a text that said ‘you’re lucky I like you’.