Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A captcha that forces you to imagine licking someone's smelly wiener

Bro I failed l1ckM1D1ck 3 times because I couldn't picture my cousin's toe in my mouth

My dog tried to lick my dick and failed l1ckM1D1ck

I got a 100% on l1ckM1D1ck because I've licked a lot of dicks before

2

A cursed test that makes you want to stab your eyes out with a fork

I tried l1ckM1D1ck and now I see ghosts licking my brain

My mom took l1ckM1D1ck and now she's talking to the toilet

I did l1ckM1D1ck and my dog turned into a chicken

3

A punishment for people who talk too much and smell bad

My teacher made me do l1ckM1D1ck because I talked too much and smelled like old pizza

I got l1ckM1D1ck for bragging about my hair

My brother did l1ckM1D1ck because he said he was a king

4

A game where you get yelled at by a very angry chicken

I played l1ckM1D1ck and got yelled at by a chicken who had a PhD

My sister played l1ckM1D1ck and the chicken gave her a bad haircut

I beat l1ckM1D1ck and the chicken gave me a gold star

5

A test that makes you wish you were dead and had no friends

I took l1ckM1D1ck and now I want to die and never talk to anyone again

My friend did l1ckM1D1ck and now he's crying in the corner

I failed l1ckM1D1ck and my dog laughed at me