l0ver._.b0y

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the guy who makes everyone laugh until they cry and then calls you a f***ing idiot for it
he texted me at 3 am with a meme and a f***ing poem
he called my mom a flamingo in front of her
he turned my math test into a rap battle
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the only person who can make a f***ing spelling bee sound like a battle of the bands
he texted me a song about my face
he turned my lunch into a poetry slam
he made my dog laugh and then my dog laughed at me
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the guy who makes your life a f***ing comedy special and you’re just the audience
he sent me a text that was a full movie script
he made my homework into a rap
he turned my dog’s barking into a joke
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