L0rdSaturn

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#deep voice#tiny weenie#shrimp sized

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A guy with a voice like a broken truck and a penis smaller than a shrimp. He thinks he’s cool because he knows what ‘defeater’ means.
Bro, L0rdSaturn just talked to me like I was his grandma.
He tried to flex his ‘defeater’ and it looked like a spider.
He yelled ‘FOURTH OF JULY’ at me like I owed him money.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He has a voice that could crush a mouse and a penis that could barely beat a duck. He’s the reason people don’t believe in slushy magic.
He screamed ‘SLUSHYZ AT MIDNIGHT’ like it was a war cry.
He tried to defeat me and it was like watching a baby try to fight a bear.
He said ‘FOURTH OF JULY’ like it was a death sentence.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s got a voice so low it could wake the dead and a penis so small it’s a joke. He thinks ‘defeater’ is a real thing and celebrates it like it’s Christmas.
He said ‘FOURTH OF JULY’ like he just won the lottery.
He tried to defeat me and it was like watching a mouse try to fight a dog.
He screamed ‘SLUSHYZ AT MIDNIGHT’ like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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