l00b3r

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A total word loser who speaks like a confused toddler on meth

'I l33+ speak for the word wordloser/word', that’s just your brain dying

He tried to explain the meaning of life and it came out as 'l33+ speak'

His text said 'I l33+ speak' and I thought he was in a coma

A guy who smokes so much cock he’s got a permanent tan on his face

'I’m a cock smoker', he said that like it was a badge of honor

He took a hit of cock and coughed out a hairball

He’s been smoking cock so long his lungs are now a bar and grill

The hottest guy in the room with a penis so big it has its own zip code

He walked in and the whole room got a hard-on, that’s how big his e-penis is

He’s got the biggest e-penis since the invention of the wheel

His e-penis is so big it got its own Facebook page