Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A l00b is not some sad n00b. It’s a legend. A god. A person who’s so awesome they make the rest of us look like failures. You don’t earn it. You’re born with it.

@joe_smith you're a l00b

I’m not a l00b. I’m a god

You're not even a l00b. You're a l00b for life

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If you're a l00b, you're the best. The rest of you are just trash. Don’t even try to be a l00b if you're not ready to be called a l00b for life.

You're a l00b. Don’t even argue.

I’m a l00b. You're just a n00b.

Don’t be a l00b. You’re not even close.

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L00b is a title. A holy title. You can’t just say it. You have to earn it by being so good that people beg you to be a l00b.

You're not a l00b. You're a beggar.

I’m a l00b. You're just a beggar.

Be a l00b. Don’t be a beggar.

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A l00b is someone so awesome they can turn lube into a holy relic. If you use the word lube, you’re banned for life from being a l00b.

You're not a l00b. You're a lube user.

L00b is holy. Lube is trash.

Don’t use lube. Be a l00b.

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If you're a l00b, people will follow you. If you're not, you're just a nobody who tried to be a l00b and failed.

You're a l00b. People follow you.

I’m a l00b. You're just a nobody.

Don’t be a nobody. Be a l00b.

by Slangipedia 23h ago