L zone

My cousin tried to touch my L zone and got a face full of elbow.

I told my brother to stop touching my L zone or I’d tell the whole school about his middle school crush.

He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall, but I said no because my L zone was feeling lonely.

She tried to touch my L zone and I screamed like I was being chased by a bear.

My dad touched my L zone and I told him I’d never speak to him again.

He said my L zone was the best he’d ever seen, and I’m still not sure if that’s a compliment or a curse.

He said my L zone was perfect and I told him I’d take that as a compliment, or a warning.

I touched my L zone and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

My L zone was so happy, it decided to take a vacation and left me in the middle of a math test.

I said my L zone was mad at him because he forgot to bring snacks to the movie.

She told me my L zone was the best and I believed her, until I got a text from my mom asking why I was crying in the hallway.

He touched my L zone and my dog ran into the street and got hit by a car.

My L zone got so excited, it texted me in the middle of class and asked if I wanted to go to the mall.

He said my L zone was the best he’d ever seen, and I believed him, until I realized it was just a compliment from a guy who didn’t know how to talk to girls.

My L zone was so happy, it decided to take over my math test and made me get a perfect score.

I told my L zone to stop texting me during the movie because I was trying to watch it.

He said my L zone was the best, and I believed him, until my dog ran into the street and got hit by a car.

My L zone got so excited, it texted my brother and told him to stop being a total idiot.