Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a city where the people are loud and the food smells like regret

I went to l-ville and my ears are still ringing

My cousin got into a fight at a gas station in l-ville

The pizza there tastes like it was cooked by a mad man

2

a place where the traffic is worse than your ex's texts

Trying to get out of l-ville felt like trying to escape a bad relationship

I missed my train because of l-ville traffic

My dog hates l-ville because of the honking

3

the home of the most annoying sports team in the world

I hate l-ville because of that stupid sports team

They cheered so loud I couldn’t hear my own thoughts

My brother wore a l-ville shirt and I had to kill him

4

a city that thinks it’s fancy but it’s just full of dumb people

L-ville thinks it’s the best but it’s just full of fools

My friend moved there and now he’s a fool too

They even have a fancy name for the dumbest things

5

where the streets are narrow and the people are louder

The streets in l-ville are like a snake pit

I yelled so loud in l-ville I woke up the neighbors

You can’t walk in l-ville without getting yelled at

6

a town that’s famous for being loud and having bad food

L-ville is loud and the food tastes like it was cooked by a monster

I ate at a restaurant in l-ville and now I hate life

I left l-ville because I couldn’t take the noise and the food