Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A train that runs through Manhattan and goes to Brooklyn. It’s the hipster highway. Only farts and overly confident people ride it.

I took the L-train to work and got stuck behind a guy who was talking to himself.

The L-train was late again. Classic hipster nonsense.

I took the L-train and got stuck next to a guy who thought he was a DJ.

2

A giant blunt made from three cigars. It’s like a cigar’s worst nightmare. It hits you like a sack of bricks.

I smoked an L-train and my brain exploded.

That L-train was so strong, my dog ran away.

I tried to smoke an L-train and I started crying.

3

When Larry gets so mad he turns into a human tornado. It’s like a rage monster in a suit.

Larry got L-trained and broke a chair.

Larry was L-trained and yelled at a pigeon.

Larry got L-trained and started a fight in the grocery store.

4

When a girl is so into being a lesbian that it’s like her entire identity is built on the idea of kissing girls and ignoring boys.

She was L-trained and kissed her best friend in front of everyone.

L-trained girls don’t care about boys. They only care about being cool.

She was L-trained and turned down a guy who asked her out.

5

A train that’s always late. It’s like it’s intentionally trying to make your life harder.

The L-train was late again. I missed my meeting.

I was on the L-train and it took forever to get to work.

The L-train was so late, I had time to eat a whole sandwich.

6

Smoking weed on the way to work or school. It’s like you’re trying to be cool and also get to class.

I took the L-train and smoked a joint on the way.

I was L-trained and got caught by my teacher.

I took the L-train and got high before my class started.

7

A guy from Washington who is all about being smooth and having good paper. He’s like the king of the street.

That L-trained guy had the best paper I’ve ever seen.

He was L-trained and turned down my sister.

That guy was L-trained and I wanted to be him.