L-town

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The chunk of Chicago where the streets are named like they’re in a spelling bee and everyone’s too lazy to do anything about it.
Yo, I’m stuck in L-town traffic, and my patience just died.
L-town is where the L’s are loud and the people are louder.
I tried to leave L-town, but my street name pulled me back.
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Lewistown, PA is where the heroin is so strong, even the Amish have lost their faith and started a side hustle.
Lewistown is like a drug dealer’s dream and the Amish’s nightmare.
I took one hit of heroin in L-town and now I’m questioning my life choices.
Lewistown’s heroin is so good, it’s like the devil handed me a coupon.
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Lindenwold, New Jersey, you heard it here first, and you’ll never forget it.
Lindenwold is where the grass is green and the vibes are even greener.
I went to Lindenwold and now I’m officially a Jersey legend.
Lindenwold is like the best DJ ever dropped a beat and I’m stuck in it.
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Levittown for the kids who think they’re the main characters in a gangster movie and aren’t afraid to prove it.
I’m in Levittown, and I’m living my best gangsta life.
Levittown is where the kids are loud, the cars are louder, and the cops are just there for the show.
Levittown is the place where everyone wants to be a gangster, even if they’re just running errands.
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Lansing, Michigan, where the playas play and the ballas ball like it’s their full-time job.
Lansing is where the playas are so smooth, they could slide out of a car on a Tuesday.
I went to Lansing, and now I’m part of the balla crew.
Lansing is the place where playas play and ballas ball, and I’m just there to watch.
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Longmont, Colorado, the nicest nickname for a town that’s just trying to be cool and not get noticed.
Longmont is like the quiet kid in class who still got an A.
Longmont is the town that’s chill and doesn’t need a nickname, but it got one anyway.
Longmont is the place where people are so nice, they even gave it a nickname.
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Lithonia, Georgia, where the crunk is loud, the people are louder, and the vibes are just plain bad-ass.
Lithonia is where the crunk is so loud, it’s like the music is yelling at you.
I went to Lithonia and came back crunk, and I don’t even know why.
Lithonia is the place where crunk is a lifestyle and everyone’s living it.
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