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LRP is when you got hos in other cities, and you still got time to flex in your own. You’re the king of the block and the king of the next block.

Bro, I just got a call from Sydney, and she said LRP is the new VIP.

I’m LRP, and I still got time to hit the gym and eat my mom’s cooking.

LRP is when your ex from Chicago still texts you and says, 'You still the best.'

L your P is when you tell your guy to lick your pussy like it’s the last meal before prison.

Just told my guy, 'L your P or I’m gonna post this on TikTok.'

My guy said, 'I’m gonna L your P, but only if you give me a pizza.'

I told my guy, 'If you don’t L your P, I’m gonna call your mom.'

Leftist and Progressive is when you think you’re changing the world, but all you did was send a few bucks to Sanders and hope he didn’t forget you.

I’m a Leftist and Progressive, and I still don’t know why I didn’t get a raise.

I sent money to Sanders, and he still didn’t give me a promotion.

Leftist and Progressive is when you think you’re saving the planet, but you still eat meat.

L&P is a drink made in New Zealand. It’s like lemon water, but with a twist of laziness and a hint of town pride.

I drink L&P like it’s the only thing keeping me alive.

My brother said, 'L&P is the drink of the people.'

I drink L&P because it’s from Paeroa, and that’s a real town.

L&P is the soda from New Zealand. It’s got a stupid slogan, but it still tastes good enough to make you forget your problems.

L&P is the only drink that makes me forget I didn’t do my homework.

I drink L&P because it’s the only thing that could beat my brother’s stupid jokes.

L&P is the drink that saved my life during the last exam.

L&P is a soft drink from New Zealand. It’s not fancy, but it still kicks ass and makes you feel like a legend.

L&P is my drink of choice because it’s simple and it works.

I told my mom, 'L&P is the only drink that could beat your cooking.'

L&P is the reason I passed my math test.

Looks and Personality is when you rate someone’s face and their attitude out of 10. It’s like a popularity contest, but for real people.

I rated my crush 10/10 for looks and 9/10 for personality.

My friend said, 'You got 7/10 for looks, but only 5/10 for personality.'

I rated my teacher 3/10 for looks and 10/10 for personality.