Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You use your tongue to go down there and make your mouth go all crazy because it’s so good.

Bro, I’m gonna lick your clit until you scream my name.

She licked my clit like it was the last piece of pizza.

I licked his clit so hard, he thought he was in a horror movie.

2

When you use your tongue on the clit, like it's a snack and you're hungry.

I licked her clit and she fainted.

He licked my clit and I got a new nickname: 'The Lick Queen.'

I was licking his clit and he forgot his own name.

3

When you can’t say the real words, so you say the slang version, like you’re a baby.

Lick my cunt, you ugly f***ing d***head.

I said ‘lick my cunt’ and he cried like a baby.

Lick my cunt or I’ll beat you with a chair.

4

A newb, like you just arrived from Mars and you don’t know what a real person is.

That noob tried to lick my clit and I laughed in his face.

He was a noob and he thought ‘lick my cunt’ was a game.

That noob didn’t even know what a clit was.

5

Life is confusing, like you're in a maze and the walls are talking to you.

Life is confusing and I just got fired.

Life is confusing, my dog ran away and my phone died.

Life is confusing, I tried to lick my clit and it bit me.

6

When you have a low marble count, you're brain is like a broken game, and you forget everything.

My marble count is so low, I forgot my own name.

He had a low marble count and tried to lick my clit, but he forgot how to breathe.

Low marble count, I said ‘lick my cunt’ and I didn’t know what I was saying.

7

When you like and comment on someone’s post, like you’re trying to be cool and you’re not.

I liked her post and commented ‘lick my cunt’ just to be cool.

He liked my post and said ‘lick my clit’ because he didn’t know what else to say.

I liked his post and commented ‘lick my cunt’ because I was bored.