L-Teed

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When the church pastor slaps your shoulder like you just won a bet and he's gonna take your money

The pastor hit me so hard I thought I was gonna break my arm.

He tapped my shoulder like I owed him $20.

I got L-Teed and my shoulder still hurts.

The pastor's way of saying 'you're in' after you drop a bunch of cash in the offering plate

I threw $50 in the plate and got L-Teed like I was the main event.

He L-Teed me and I felt like I'd made it.

After I dropped $100, he L-Teed me like I was a rockstar.

When the pastor pats your shoulder like he just got you a job at the local fast food place

He L-Teed me and I felt like I'd been hired.

He gave me a L-Teed like I just passed my interview.

I got L-Teed and I thought I was gonna get a free burger.