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A person named Lauren who acts like a brain-dead donkey.
Lauren said she failed math because the numbers 'looked mean' to her.
She texted me: 'Why is the sky blue? Is it mad?'
In class, she told the teacher, 'I don’t know how to add. My brain is on vacation.'
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A human named Lauren who thinks the alphabet is a joke and a curse.
She wrote her name as 'Larren' on the test and got a zero.
She said, 'Why do we have to spell? It’s just letters dancing.'
She asked the teacher, 'Can I take the test in emojis? I’m better at that.'
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A girl named Lauren who thinks being stupid is a superpower.
She told the class, 'I’m not dumb. I’m just extra smart in a different way.'
She failed the quiz and said, 'I’m just saving my brain for a bigger test.'
She texted her friend, 'I got a D. That means I’m a B+ in disguise.'
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