L S & A

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Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol. It’s what you use to agree on something or shut up a conversation before it gets too messy.
L S & A, that’s all I need to finish this argument.
I just said L S & A and left the room.
He said L S & A and walked out with his pants on fire.
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Liquid Shit. A fancy way to say you’re about to explode from the inside out and no one wants to be near you.
I ate expired chicken. Now I’m just a walking Liquid Shit machine.
She said Liquid Shit and ran to the bathroom like a scared rabbit.
He drank the wrong beer and became Liquid Shit for three hours straight.
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Laughing so hard that your brain is trying to escape your mouth. It’s like LFR but way louder and way more annoying.
I heard him laughing so hard he looked like a man who just saw his dog eat a shoe.
She laughed so hard she cried and then laughed again.
They were laughing so hard they knocked over a whole table.
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Long Slow Distance is what runners do when they’re too lazy to run fast but still want to be cool. Don’t take it personal if they’re doing it at 6 a. m.
He was doing LSD at 5 a. m. and looked like a ghost.
She said she had to do LSD and then went to bed like a zombie.
They started LSD and then forgot to eat breakfast.
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Got Trophy USC? That’s what you say when you’re proud of your dumb college and also think grits are better than everything.
He said Got Trophy USC and then ate grits for dinner like it was a competition.
She yelled Got Trophy USC and then cried because her grits were burnt.
They just said Got Trophy USC and then walked away like they were royalty.
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Lamborghini Style Doors. That’s what you say when you think your car is so cool it should be in a movie and you also think you’re a rock star.
He said Lamborghini Style Doors and then tried to open his car like it was a spaceship.
She showed off her Lamborghini Style Doors and then cried because her car wouldn’t start.
They said Lamborghini Style Doors and then got stuck in traffic like it was a joke.
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The most beautiful person around has a funny blonde best friend who can break walls and is a menace in the garden.
The most beautiful person’s best friend broke a wall just for fun.
Her funny blonde friend threw a garden chair like it was a weapon.
He said the most beautiful person’s best friend is the reason the garden is in ruins.
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