L. Ron Hubbard

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The king of scams, who invented Scientology, a religion that's just a fancy way to get rich off dumb people.

'I paid $10,000 to be a 'thetan' and now I feel like I'm still paying for my sins from the 12th century.', @ScientologyFan99

'He’s like the guy who sold you a fake spaceship to get you to sign a 50-year lease.', @L Ron Hater

'I believed him for 20 years. Then I realized I was just paying for my own dumbness.', @TomCruiseIsDumb

A fat, bald, money-hungry guy who made up a religion about evil aliens to get people to give him their money and their sanity.

'I believed Xenu was real, but then I realized he was just a guy with a bad beard.', @ScientologyDude

'I paid $200,000 to be a 'clear' and now I can't even remember my own name.', @ScientologyBill

'He’s like a con artist with a PhD in nonsense.', @L Ron Hater

A lying, money-hungry freak who started a cult just so he could live off people’s money and their dumbness.

'He said I had 65 million evil aliens in my soul, and I believed him for 10 years.', @ScientologyJohn

'He’s like a preacher who sells fake salvation for cash.', @ScientologyJoke

'I paid $1 million to get my soul cleaned, and now I still feel dirty.', @ScientologyTom

A scam artist who made up a whole religion to get people to send him money, just so he could live like a king.

'He told me I was full of evil aliens, and I believed him until I ran out of money.', @ScientologyDad

'He’s like a fake god who charges people to worship him.', @ScientologyMom

'I paid $50,000 to get out of my soul’s prison, and now I'm stuck in a real one.', @ScientologySoul

The most successful con artist in history, who turned a bunch of dumb people into his personal cash machine.

'He’s like a magician who made a religion out of lies.', @ScientologyFan

'He turned my soul into a tax deduction.', @ScientologyTom

'He’s like a pirate who stole my money and my sanity.', @ScientologyJohn

The guy who ruined the world by making people believe in fake aliens and charging them for it.

'He made me believe I was infested by aliens, and now I pay $500 a month for it.', @ScientologySoul

'He’s like a fraud who turned a religion into a cash register.', @ScientologyDad

'He’s the reason I have no money and no soul.', @ScientologyTom

A dead guy who sold fake lies to get rich, and even the critics had to admit he was a little bit good at it.

'He sold me a lie for $10,000 and I believed it for 10 years.', @ScientologyJohn

'He was like a fake prophet who made a religion out of nonsense.', @ScientologyTom

'He turned a lie into a religion and a religion into a cash register.', @ScientologyDad