L-R-P

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LRP is Long Range Pimpin. You got hos in other cities and they don't even know your name yet.

Bro just texted me from Dallas. Said he's my ho now. I said, 'You ain't even met me.'

My cousin got a ho in Chicago. She don't know I exist. I'm gonna crash her party next week.

That guy from Florida called me a king. I said, 'You ain't even seen my crown yet.'

LRP means you're so rich you can get hos from far away and they still think you're a regular guy.

My ho from New York said I was just a regular dude. I said, 'I’m the regular dude that owns the whole damn city.'

That girl from LA texts me every day. She don’t know I’m a king.

My ho from Miami just started a fight with my ho from Seattle. I said, 'That’s what you get for being far away.'

LRP is like having hos in other cities and they still don’t know you’re the boss.

My ho from Detroit called me a regular guy. I said, 'I’m the regular guy that owns the whole damn block.'

That guy from Chicago just texted me. Said he’s my new ho. I said, 'You ain't even met me yet.'

My ho from Boston thinks I’m just a regular dude. I’m gonna show her the real me next week.

LRP means you got hos not just in your city, but in other cities and they don’t even know your name yet.

My ho from Chicago just started a fight with my ho from New York. I said, 'That’s what you get for being far away.'

That guy from Atlanta called me a king. I said, 'I’m the king that don’t even know your name yet.'

My ho from Dallas said I was just a regular guy. I said, 'You ain't even seen my crown yet.'