L. Pugh

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The girl you bring to a party so you don't look like a broke ass kid who can't even afford a soda.

I invited L. Pugh just so I wouldn't have to pay for a cup of Coke again.

She showed up and I felt rich for like five minutes.

Now I have to pay for her snacks too. Classic.

The human version of a free pass. You bring her to a party and hope no one notices you're broke.

L. Pugh was my free pass to the party. I didn't even bring money.

She came in and I felt like I was rich.

Now I'm stuck with her and her snack obsession.

The girl who saves your ass at a party by pretending she's your girlfriend so you don't look like a total loser.

L. Pugh was my fake girlfriend. I looked cool for five minutes.

She said we were dating and I believed her.

Now I have to pay for her snacks again. What's next?