L park

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A park where Jewish kids hang out to smoke weed, get high, and mess around like they’re in a bad high school movie. It’s also where the worst drug dealers in Brooklyn sit and laugh at your bad life choices. Every time Rabbi Wallerstein shows up, they all panic and pretend they’re studying for the Bar Mitzvah.
I walked into L park and saw three guys smoking weed and one guy crying because he failed math.
My cousin got caught hooking up with a guy from Avenue M and now he’s in trouble with Rabbi Wallerstein.
Tatty My King was playing on the radio, and everyone was dancing like they were at a party instead of a park.
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The holy grail of parking spots, like the best seat in the house, but for cars. Everyone fights for it like it’s the last slice of pizza at a school lunch.
I parked in L park and got a free spot right in front of the building. Everyone else had to walk like they were in a marathon.
My mom got in a fight with a guy over L park. She said he was 'too ugly to park that close.'
I saw a guy park in L park and then walk around like he just won the lottery.
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