L O S T D

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A bunch of nasty infections you get from doing bad stuff in bed

You’re gonna die from all the STDs you caught at the party

My ex said we had L O S T D because we didn’t use protection

I got L O S T D from my cousin’s pet rat

When you’re so messed up from bad sex you can’t even walk straight

I got L O S T D and now I have to sit down after every hug

My brother said he got L O S T D from a guy at the gym

My dog got L O S T D from licking the wrong toilet

A fancy way of saying you have a lot of ugly germs in your private parts

My doctor said I have L O S T D and I’m gonna need a lot of pills

My mom got L O S T D from my uncle’s weird handshake

I told my teacher I had L O S T D and she gave me a sick note