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When your best friend or homie does something so stupid it makes your dad roll in his grave
My buddy ate a whole pizza and then tried to dance on a table. I was like, 'Bro, you’re gonna fall off.' He did.
My friend tried to talk to a cop like he was his buddy. The cop looked at him like he was a lost puppy.
My homie tried to sing in the shower and forgot the lyrics. He sounded like a dying raccoon.
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When your friend or pal does something so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad facepalm
My buddy tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'You’re hot, ma.' She walked out of the room like she was fired.
My pal tried to play basketball with the neighborhood kids and fell in a puddle. He looked like a soggy taco.
My friend tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. I had to eat burnt toast for a week.
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When your buddy or friend does something so ridiculous it makes your dog laugh and your cat roll over dead
My buddy tried to wear a tutu to school and said he was a secret ballet dancer. Everyone laughed at him.
My friend tried to ride a goat like it was a horse. The goat looked confused.
My pal tried to talk to a chicken and said, 'Hey, cluck.' The chicken ran away like it was scared.
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