L mans

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Messing with someone you're supposed to be chill with in the worst possible way
You tripped my bro in front of the whole school just because he said your haircut was ugly
She leaked my lunch money to the cafeteria lady because I wouldn’t let her eat my burger
He told my crush I had lice and I didn’t even have lice
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When a friend acts like they're your bestie but then they try to take all your glory
He took my math test answers and said it was his own
She posted my secret crush on Instagram just to look cool
He told the teacher I cheated on the exam even though he did it
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A person you can’t count on, like they’re always messing up or lying to you
He said he’d bring the pizza but showed up with tacos
She promised to help me with my project but she was playing Fortnite all day
He told me he’d come to the game but he was at the mall with his ex
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Leaving your friends hanging to go to bed before the movie ends
I left the movie halfway through to go to sleep and missed the best part
She walked out on the movie because she was too tired to watch it
He went to sleep before the ending and said it was ‘too long’
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A fake friend who tries too hard to be cool or impress people
He posted 100 pictures of himself to get likes from his crush
She tried to be the class clown by making dumb jokes all day
He told everyone he had a pet dragon just to look cool
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A fake hero who’s actually a monster, he even uses kids to fight in wars
He said he was saving the world but he was using kids to fight in wars
He tried to save Lincoln but he got killed instead
He’s so bad at being a hero that he uses kids to do his dirty work
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A group of people you call ‘L mans’ because they’re all terrible and not on your team
All the guys in the class are L mans because they’re not on our team
My crush is an L man because he said he was on the other team
My mom calls all my friends L mans because they’re all terrible
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