L. Kramer

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A woman so hot she makes men drool like fountains. Her voice is so good it could make a dead man come back just to listen.

My cousin saw L. Kramer and fainted. He woke up 10 minutes later asking for more coffee and a side of shame.

My neighbor's dog saw L. Kramer and peed on my lawn. I'm not even mad. I'm just sad.

My uncle tried to propose to L. Kramer. She said yes, but then he realized she was just testing his loyalty.

L. Kramer is the kind of woman that makes men forget their own names. Her chest is so big it could knock out a cow.

My brother saw L. Kramer and forgot how to walk. He's been limping ever since.

I tried to text L. Kramer. My phone melted. Then my face.

My dad saw L. Kramer and tried to marry her. He didn’t even ask her permission.

L. Kramer walks in and all the men drop to their knees. Her voice is like a smoothie made of heaven and honey.

I saw L. Kramer and my brain turned to jelly. I still haven't recovered.

My coworker saw L. Kramer and quit his job. He said he couldn't take the pain anymore.

My mom saw L. Kramer and tried to kidnap her. She said she wanted to keep her as a pet.