L K-MAC

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Short for Long Kimjung MACA guy with a schlong so huge it could knock out a whole football team. His pull-out game is so weak, he probably needs a calculator to figure out how many kids he’s had.
I saw him in the hallway and ran for my life. I didn’t even want to know what he was doing.
He tried to pull out in math class and the teacher had to break it up.
His schlong is so big, it has its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L K-MAC is a guy with a c*ck so long, it could be used as a slide. His pull-out game is so bad, it’s like he’s pulling out with a blindfold on.
He tried to pull out in the gym and the weights flew off the rack.
I walked in on him pulling out and it looked like a war zone.
He pulled out so hard, the ceiling cracked.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L K-MAC has a schlong so big, it could be a door. His pull-out game is so weak, he might have to ask for help just to get it out.
He pulled out in the cafeteria and the food flew everywhere.
He tried to pull out in the bathroom and the toilet overflowed.
He pulled out so bad, the whole class had to leave.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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