l joke

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get to the other side... and also to mock you.'

'I have a dream... that you fail math.'

'I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically resting.'

'I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.'

'I’m not ugly. I’m just strongly featured.'

'I don’t have a bad hair day. I have a hair rebellion.'

'I didn’t fail the test. I just made a bold attempt.'

'I didn’t get lost. I just discovered new routes.'

'I didn’t break the chair. I just gave it a massage.'