Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Insurance you get when you're ready to cry because you're about to get owned.

I got L Insurance before my brother beat me in Fortnite.

I bought L Insurance before my crush ignored my text.

I had L Insurance before I failed my math test.

2

The backup plan when you're about to get roasted and you're not even ready for it.

I had L Insurance when my dog ate my homework.

I had L Insurance before I lost my bet to my friend.

I had L Insurance before my mom caught me playing video games instead of doing chores.

3

Insurance for when you're about to get embarrassed and you're not even trying to avoid it.

I had L Insurance when I tripped in front of my class.

I had L Insurance before I spilled my drink on my teacher.

I had L Insurance before I said the wrong thing in a group project.

4

Insurance you get when you're about to get destroyed and you're too lazy to do anything about it.

I had L Insurance before my team lost the game.

I had L Insurance before my dog got into my lunch.

I had L Insurance before my dad yelled at me for being late.

5

Insurance you get when you're about to be the biggest loser and you're just letting it happen.

I had L Insurance when I lost my phone in the pool.

I had L Insurance before I got a zero on my quiz.

I had L Insurance before I got stuck in the elevator with my crush.