L. Gustafson

I woke up and my room looked like a tornado hit it and my brain was still sleeping

My lunch was a sandwich that had fallen on the floor and I didn’t even notice

I texted my mom and she said, 'You look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck'

I said I didn’t care about the test, but I stayed up all night studying

I told my friend I didn’t want to go to the party, but I showed up in a full costume

I said I didn’t care if my dog ate my homework, but I cried when I saw it

I ate three burgers in one sitting because I was mad at my ex

I challenged my teacher to a dance-off in the hallway

I yelled at my cat for no reason and then cried

I didn’t do my homework and got a zero

I wore the same clothes for three days and my teacher said I smelled like a garbage can

I forgot to bring my lunch and ate a whole bag of chips for dinner

I said I was going to the party but I just went to my room and fell asleep

I told my friend I was going to be cool at the concert, but I fell asleep during the first song

I said I was going to be the best at video games, but I lost to my little brother