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You either live free or you die like a f***ing idiot who didn't know what was coming.

I'm not afraid of the cops. I'm just afraid I'll die in a ditch and nobody will care.

He got arrested for jaywalking and still called me a f***ing failure.

I live free or I die laughing at your dumbass choices.

If you don't live free, you're just a f***ing corpse with a bad attitude.

I’d rather be dead than work a 9 to 5 and still be broke.

She died in a car crash and still had the nerve to yell at me.

He’s not dead yet, but he’s acting like he is.

Live free or you're going to be the f***ing punchline of a joke you didn't sign up for.

I didn’t sign up to be the punchline of your bad decisions.

He got fired, then posted a TikTok about it like it was a victory.

She fell off a ladder and now she thinks it's a funny story.

If you don't live free, you're just a f***ing disappointment wearing a corpse costume.

He didn't live free, so he's just a disappointment with a fancy hat.

She got fired and now she's just a disappointment wearing a dress.

He didn't live free and now he's a disappointment dressed up like a king.

You live free or you're just a f***ing piece of meat on a grill that nobody asked for.

He didn’t live free, so he’s just a piece of meat on a grill.

She was fired and now she’s just a piece of meat on a sad grill.

He got arrested and now he’s just a piece of meat on a police grill.