Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A friend who might just be a sneaky snake in disguise

I thought we were besties. Turns out you're just a snake in a friend suit.

You said you'd keep my secret. Now you're telling everyone. Snake.

I trusted you. You were a snake the whole time.

2

When someone you love decides to stab you in the back with a rusty knife

You said you'd help me. Now you're laughing at my failure.

You took my last snack. You're not a friend, you're a snack thief.

You promised you'd be there. You showed up late and took my seat.

3

Marisa Holert, the reason why you failed math

Marisa gave me a D. I don’t even know what that means.

She didn’t help me with my homework. She just laughed at me.

She told me I was stupid. I still believe her.

4

Ray Maurchie, the human version of a greasy hot dog

Ray gave me a hot dog that was more greasy than a pig.

He took my lunch money. He didn’t even share the hot dog.

He said he was my friend. He just wanted my money.

5

Kyara Ragan, the reason your lunch is always stolen

Kyara took my lunch. She didn’t even say thank you.

She took my snack and said it was hers. I didn’t even know she liked apples.

She took my lunch again. I’m not even mad. I’m just hungry.

6

A snake with a face that looks like a bad haircut

That snake has a worse haircut than me.

The snake looked like it hadn’t brushed its hair in a month.

I’d rather fight a bear than that snake.

7

Someone who acts like a dog and demands your food like it’s their last meal

She begged for my sandwich like it was the last one on Earth.

He kept asking for my food until I ran out of snacks.

They didn’t stop begging until I gave them my entire lunch.