Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You call a bluff with a bigger bluff and end up getting roasted for it.

Yo, I bet 20 bucks on my hand and you said you had a full house. I showed my royal flush and you cried.

I said I had a straight and you said you had a flush. I showed my cards and you said you were bluffing the whole time.

I said I had a pair and you said you had three of a kind. I showed my cards and you said you were a fraud.

2

You and your ‘friend’ both got Ls and you ended up smoking each other’s weed because you had no better idea.

I got a L and my homie got a L. We had no choice but to smoke each other’s shit.

My homie got a L and I got a L. We had no other option but to smoke each other’s weed.

We both got Ls and we both had no other option but to smoke each other’s bud.

3

A face that looks like it just saw a ghost and is ready to cry.

I looked at my L and I felt like I was going to cry.

My homie saw his L and he looked like he just saw a ghost.

I saw my L and I looked like I had just been yelled at by my mom.

4

How many lines you have on your legs compared to how big your legs are. It’s a sign of how weak you are.

My legs are huge but I only have 2 lines. I’m weak.

My legs are small and I have 10 lines. I’m a legend.

My legs are average and I have 5 lines. I’m a regular guy.

5

A spaceship that looks like it was drawn by a kid who hates geometry.

I saw a Tiefighter from above and I thought it was a kid’s drawing.

That Tiefighter looked like it was drawn by a kid who failed art class.

I thought that Tiefighter was a drawing from a kid who didn’t know how to draw.

6

When your internet is slow and it feels like it’s taking forever to load.

My internet was so slow I thought it was broken.

I had so much lag I thought my phone was possessed.

The lag was so bad I thought the internet had a headache.

7

You fail so many times in a row it’s like you’re being punished by life.

I got 5 Ls in a row and I felt like life was punishing me.

I took 10 Ls and I thought I was being tortured.

I got 3 Ls and I felt like I was being beaten up by life.