L Drift

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When a front-wheel-drive car goes sideways into a pole like it's trying to commit suicide. Usually done by a dumb kid who thinks he's Vin Diesel.
My cousin crashed into a fire hydrant and got a ticket for being stupid.
He went into the gas station wall at 30 mph and didn’t even brake.
My friend’s car went into a tree because he was too busy yelling at his friend.
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When a kid in a front-wheel-drive car loses control and goes straight into something because he’s too busy pretending he’s in a movie.
My brother’s car went into the sidewalk because he thought he was in a movie.
He hit the curb so hard the car looked like it got kicked.
My friend’s car went into a bush because he was too busy yelling at his friend.
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When a front-wheel-drive car goes into a pole or a wall because the driver thinks he’s in a race and forgets how to drive.
My cousin’s car went into the pole because he was trying to look cool.
He hit the wall like it was his enemy.
My friend’s car went into the fence because he was too busy yelling at his friend.
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When a front-wheel-drive car goes sideways into something because the driver is too dumb to know how to steer.
My brother’s car went into the street sign because he thought he was in a movie.
He hit the curb so hard it looked like it was angry.
My friend’s car went into the tree because he was too busy yelling at his friend.
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When a front-wheel-drive car goes into something because the driver is too dumb to know how to drive and thinks he’s a movie star.
My cousin’s car went into the pole because he thought he was Vin Diesel.
He hit the wall like it was his enemy.
My friend’s car went into the fence because he was too busy yelling at his friend.
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When a front-wheel-drive car goes sideways into something like it’s trying to be cool and fails completely.
My brother’s car went into the sidewalk because he thought he was in a movie.
He hit the curb so hard it looked like it was angry.
My friend’s car went into the tree because he was too busy yelling at his friend.
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