L dog gaming

You lost the game because you clicked the wrong button. You're a brain-dead idiot.

He tried to play chess with a rock. Brain-dead idiot.

She couldn't tell the difference between a mouse and a keyboard. Brain-dead idiot.

He ate three pizzas and still couldn't beat me. A human-shaped meat sack with no brain.

She tried to play the game with her feet. A human-shaped meat sack with no brain.

He cried when he lost. A human-shaped meat sack with no brain.

He quit the game after one loss. The worst human being you've ever seen.

She screamed at the screen. The worst human being you've ever seen.

He tried to play the game with his dog. The worst human being you've ever seen.

He said he was going to beat me in the game. A human who thinks they're a god but they’re not.

She tried to beat me with a broom. A human who thinks they're a god but they’re not.

He cried when he lost. A human who thinks they're a god but they’re not.

He cried when he had to pick a character. A person who can't make a decision without crying.

She cried when she lost. A person who can't make a decision without crying.

He cried when he had to pick a weapon. A person who can't make a decision without crying.

He tried to fight me in real life. A human who can't tell the difference between a game and real life.

She tried to play the game with her dog. A human who can't tell the difference between a game and real life.

He cried when he lost. A human who can't tell the difference between a game and real life.