L-Day

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The day weed was finally legal, so everyone got high and nobody gave a damn about the rules.
"L-Day came, and I didn't even bother to hide my stash.", Jake, 2nd period
"I got caught smoking in the hallway, but it was L-Day, so my teacher just shrugged.", Sarah, lunchtime
"L-Day is the only day I don't have to fake being sick to skip math.", Ryan, 4th period
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When your day is so bad it feels like you lost a bet with the devil.
"I woke up late, missed my bus, and my mom yelled at me. That was an L day.", Emma, morning text
"My math test was a disaster, and my dog ate my homework. L day for sure.", Logan, after school
"I got grounded, got failed, and my dog ate my homework. That was a triple L day.", Taylor, DMing his friend
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The day Lena and Tleka got pranked so hard it felt like they were in a comedy special.
"Lena and Tleka got pranked so hard I laughed until my face hurt.", Jake, lunch
"I saw Lena wearing a wig and fake mustache. That was L-Day.", Sarah, homeroom
"Tleka fell into a bucket of slime. That was L-Day.", Ryan, during science class
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When you're an L person and you go fuck a friend on a Tuesday or Thursday in May.
"I went and fucked my friend on a Tuesday. That was L-Day.", Emma, after school
"I had to fuck my friend on a Thursday in May, and it was the worst.", Logan, 5th period
"My name starts with L, so I had to fuck my friend on a Tuesday. That was L-Day.", Taylor, DMing his friend
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A day where you get to be a total bozo without anyone yelling at you.
"L Bozo Day came, and I wore a clown hat to math class.", Jake, 2nd period
"I did cartwheels in the hallway, and no one yelled at me. That was L Bozo Day.", Sarah, lunchtime
"I screamed like a banshee, and my teacher just smiled. That was L Bozo Day.", Ryan, 4th period
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When you lose everything and it feels like the universe hates you.
"I lost my phone, my lunch, and my dignity. That was a loss of the day.", Emma, morning text
"My test was bad, my dog ate my homework, and my mom yelled at me. That was a loss of the day.", Logan, after school
"I lost my phone, my dignity, and my dog. That was a total loss of the day.", Taylor, DMing his friend
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When people with L or N names have to have sex on May 15th, and it’s a nightmare.
"I had to have sex with my friend on May 15th. That was N and L day.", Jake, lunch
"My name starts with L, and I had to have sex with my friend. That was N and L day.", Sarah, homeroom
"I got stuck having sex with my friend on May 15th. That was N and L day.", Ryan, science class
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